Can you make an impact in two seconds?

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Well folks, if we are to believe the hype/surveys (judge for yourself which of the words separated by a slash are the most plausible) then web users are becoming even less focused on the job in hand.

Broadband and loud babies have evidently been working in cahoots, for the tolerance point for surfers waiting for web pages to load is down to just two seconds.

Two seconds. That’s not even enough time for Usain Bolt to run across America. I can’t even drink a pint that fast. But long enough for this little guy to get bored…

Two seconds to load your site - what you gonna do?

Let’s forget for a moment the whys that have driven us to be such fickle and ignorant consumers. Let’s instead focus on what we can do to meet our customer’s expectations.

Stop trying to be clever. Ask anyone who has met me and you’ll know I’m the world’s biggest hater of Flash. I don’t have an argument against it; I don’t need one.

I met an optician the other day and he said Flash is great when you want to showcase a catalogue of products. I disagree. Javascript works just as well (but may need a click rather than a twitch of the mouse) and the code required is minute.

I use this example purely to demonstrate that Flash, even among its supporters, is barely even being used for its raison d’etre - dynamic and interactive animation – any more.

Flash started bugging me when its biggest supporters started using it on those intro screens. I Clicked to Skip. Every time.

Flash labours load times. Get rid of it unless you’re a farty creative type who needs to showcase his Flash skills. In which case drum your fingers waiting for the phone to ring because any rational soul will be looking to romance the customer with meaningful content.

That’s where we’re at right now. Meaningful content. It’s the stuff that gets you up the search rankings. Gets you noticed.

I delivered a speech today about Word And Mouth. About the fact we produce creative communications that build profitable relationships for SMEs. We do. And included in the work is producing the kind of content that’d make your hard-nosed sister weep tears of joy or pain, depending on your objective.

We’ll reinforce the content with a follow-up business blog to keep the emotions flowing. And we can bring down the house with some podcast radio featuring mouths and sounds of your choice.

If you don’t truly understand the validity of a simple, clean and uncluttered webspace for your business, take a look at the outpourings of one Jakob Nielsen. Quite aside from the ramifications of his tongue-twisting name I swear we could be separated at birth.

Just check him out. It’ll make you think. And once you’ve had a nice think, get down the pub. It’s Friday.

Enjoy your weekend!

Attention span survey

  • http://www.theworkof.co.uk Neil Martin

    I would have to disagree with you about the use of Flash.

    While I do agree that it’s very silly to use it for something like an intro screen, using it to design a whole website can be quite engaging. In effect, it makes the internet more like TV. The fact is, people want to be entertained wherever they go and that includes online.

    There are some fantastic examples of full Flash-based websites that just wouldn’t work as well in something more static.

    I also think that Flash doesn’t necessarily mean that it has to be unclean and cluttered. That’s more up to the designer, rather than the application.

  • admin

    Hi Neil!

    Thanks for your comment. After spending a few minutes on your non-Flash site I applaud your unbiased viewpoint. It’s charitable of you to be philanthropic with your sentiments towards the Flash brigade.

    You’ll note that I didn’t express distaste for every use of Flash. I agree there are rare examples when Flash works: for the pompous designer, for instance, who got a copy of the application for his birthday and couldn’t wait to get straight on the path to Object Oriented Programming. Or the beer company that thinks it sage to baffle its target audience that can barely click a link by offering up a sensatronic swirly 360-degree navigation device that Stephen Hawking would struggle to compute. Flash does have its uses. I have an old copy of Flash that I use to stop my table from ‘wonking’. And I hear you can also use the packaging in the manifestation of a safe, for said carton would have as much chance of being stolen as used toilet paper or an Everton scarf.

    Seriously, I agree that there are very isolated cases of Flash being applied in the correct manner. I have yet to find these sites to which you refer but I am sure they exist. What I have yet to discover is a Flash-based site that has usability at its core. True UX. The sort of thing that makes you feel like you’re cosied up on a Chesterfield armchair with a Monte Cristo in one hand, and a Venezuelan model in the other.

    I’m an Everton fan, by the way. I just prefer the material of my Ted Baker neck warmer…

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